"We're In This Together"

Due to my overwhelming popularity yesterday, it is already time for a new blog. Now the only problem is thinking of something exciting to write about that will warrant my blogging friends to leave comments.

10 Things that have made me laugh today, or yesterday or anytime if I can't think of any.

1. An elder in our ward calls chapstick "lip chap"
2. Lauren wore two left shoes today. (Yep, that would make them non-matching
3. A guy was laying out at the pool yesterday and when he was walking into his apartment he was checking out his tan (which needs another month of laying out)(he was actually really scrawny and geeky looking, which adds to the hilarity of the picture)
4. Lauren has started to talk baby talk to McKenna
5. Tonight while grocery shopping Lauren was helping to push the cart and it looked like she was playing "SuperMarket Sweep." She grabbed the biggest bag of cheese imaginable, broccoli, marble artisan bread, salami and some other interesting stuff.
6. When McKenna farts Lauren kind of looks surprised and laughs then says "Poop"
7. At a garage sale today they were trying to sell a little girls shirt for $5.50. Hello I am so not paying that much.
8. I tripped going down the stairs last night on our date. I kind of hurt my finger when I was trying to stop myself
9. What did the snail say when he was riding on the turtles back? "Weeeeeee"
10. We went to the park the other day and Lauren was dumping buckets of sand on herself. Anyway when we got home she had pooped and I was changing her and was surprised to see so much sand in her diaper. I told her she had sand in her poop. Now every time I have changed her she say "sand. poop" "sand. poop"

I hope that these weren't too much of the "you had to be there experiences" or they won't be funny to you. You can tell I need to get a life when I think poop is funny.